After 8 months, I’m back, bitches!
So, what’s up? What’ve ya’ll been doing all that time?
Because ‘girls’ can only have ‘boyfriends’ and ‘girls’ who like other ‘girls’ don’t exist. That’s a really realistic view of the world.
Yeah you’re right, that’s what’s unrealistic about this. Nothing else.
cause shoving popcorn up someone’s ass is pretty normal, right?
Maroon 5 did a cover of “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it is the most seductive children’s song I have ever heard.
damn, you weren’t kidding
Wow. Holy shit.